1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,920 Argh! You fucking... - BABY CRYING OUTSIDE 2 00:00:11,921 --> 00:00:13,199 Jesus! Why didn't you knock? 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,639 Why didn't you lock? 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,759 Are you shaving your balls in our bathroom? 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,879 That's none of your business. Get out! 6 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,519 BABY CRYING 7 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,079 BABY SILENT 8 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,559 Finally. 9 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:25,879 ENGINE REVS 10 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,279 SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER 11 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,719 What the fuck is that? 12 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,020 CLATTERING 13 00:00:31,021 --> 00:00:32,319 Can trailing. 14 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,599 CONOR: Can trailing is a thing that we got from Cork city about a year ago, 15 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,279 which involves dickheads from other neighbourhoods trailing 16 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,399 open paint cans - sort of like the way dogs piss 17 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,079 to mark their territory. 18 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,319 Just a bit more colourful. 19 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,839 What the fuck are you doing?! 20 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,719 What the fuck do you think we're doing? We're having a laugh. 21 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,679 My baby is sleeping. 22 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,359 BABY CRIES 23 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,679 You'll never guess what I just saw! I saw... 24 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,239 BABY SILENT 25 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,119 Can trailers! 26 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,799 What are you doing that for anyway? None of your fucking business. 27 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,479 You're messing up our estate. 28 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,999 We're brightening the place up. 29 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,399 It's a fucking shithole here anyway. 30 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,599 Don't call our estate a shithole. 31 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,559 Don't tell my girlfriend what to fucking do. 32 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,440 BABY CRIES 33 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,439 Apologise for making my baby cry. 34 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,599 You apologise for shouting at my fucking girlfriend. 35 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,079 What the hell is going on out here? Can trailers. 36 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,639 Would you ever fuck off out of it? Says who? Fuck you! 37 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:27,879 Listen, you... 38 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,200 ALL ARGUE 39 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,119 Boys, boys! 40 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,239 All right, just stop with all the fighting, all right? 41 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,399 Right. We'll have a proper fight end of the month in the boxing club. 42 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,479 Yeah, grand. Just name a time and place. 43 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,079 I said the fucking end of the month in the boxing club, didn't I? 44 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,399 Sorry, I wasn't listening. I'll see you then, so. Yeah, you will. 45 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,839 Jock, I don't want you fighting. Why? Is he shit at fighting? 46 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,800 Cos he looks like he'd be shit. Is anyone talking to you? 47 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,439 Don't you know JP's a proper boxer? 48 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,759 He won the Ireland Under-18s last year. 49 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,879 I can't back out now, can I? Not with everyone here. 50 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,159 But there's no-one here. But he woke up Star and that's unacceptable. 51 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,359 Star's nine months old. She's not going to care! 52 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,239 CONOR: Siobhan pretty much never agrees with anything Jock does. 53 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,039 And there's nothing that dickhead's girlfriend could ever say 54 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,359 to change that. Except maybe... 55 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,039 Your baby's name is Star? 56 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,719 That's ridiculous. 57 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,160 What's her brother called? The fucking Milky Way? 58 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,759 Just for that, my boyfriend's 59 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,599 going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend! 60 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,399 Oh, really? Isn't that right, Jock? 61 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,439 Yeah. Yeah? 62 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,119 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, it is, actually. 63 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,799 Yeah. I'm going to fucking barrel you. 64 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,120 Stop right there! I'm a guard. You're under arrest. 65 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,999 Hey! Hey! 66 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,199 Hey! 67 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,799 Hey! 68 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,479 I'm going to catch you, you little prick! 69 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,560 Hey! Hey! 70 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,159 Get back here! 71 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,839 Hey! I've got you now! 72 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,440 Oh, for... 73 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,400 Bollocks! 74 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,399 LAUGHTER 75 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,159 Hey, Healy, I've got more hair on my dick than you! 76 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,600 LAUGHTER 77 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,559 You sure you're going to go through with this? I have to. All right? 78 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,319 I'm not going to be made to look like a coward in front of my daughter. 79 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,279 Star's not going to remember. You know what this place is like. 80 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,799 Sure, they'll be talking about this for years and years. 81 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,999 The day Jock O'Keeffe backed out of a fight. Exactly. 82 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,479 She can't ever think I was a chicken. 83 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,880 All right, but what can I do to help? 84 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,039 Do you want to be my trainer? 85 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,439 HE MUTTERS 86 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,520 Why, I'd love that. 87 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,679 What... What does a trainer do? 88 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,999 Well, you know how you always tell me how great I am and everything? 89 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,759 Yeah. You just have to do that, but like ten times more. 90 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:58,959 That's what a trainer does. 91 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,079 Always tells you how great you are and everything. 92 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,639 You ARE great at everything. 93 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,880 So this'll be the easiest job I'll ever have. 94 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,199 Thanks, boy. 95 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,639 CONOR: When you're training someone in the sport where people have died doing it, 96 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,039 it comes with a little added responsibility. 97 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,479 So I'll have to be super strict with Jock. 98 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,919 You're going to have to help me give up the fags. 99 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,399 After this one, after this one. 100 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,999 And every idiot on the street knows that winning 101 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,960 a boxing fight is all about food. 102 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,839 Now, lads, tuck in. 103 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,760 I can't eat this. 104 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,879 Jock's on a very high-protein diet at the moment. 105 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,839 Chicken burgers, Super Noodles, Toblerone. For the fight. 106 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:46,119 What fight? He's fighting the Under-18s Ireland champion. 107 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,839 He's very good. 108 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,199 Do you think that's wise, Jock? 109 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,039 I've been training really hard for it. And we've been watching Rocky. 110 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,999 And Rocky II, III, IV and V. And When Harry Met Sally. 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,199 Is there boxing in When Harry Met Sally? 112 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,119 No, but we ran out of Rocky films and still wanted to watch something. 113 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,320 Good for you, Jock. I can't wait to see you fight. 114 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,279 What? Good luck to him. It's great news. 115 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,280 He is the father of your grandchild, Barry. 116 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,439 What happens if he gets brain-damaged? 117 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,560 Would anyone even notice? Oh, no offence, Jock. 118 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,480 You've a guilty face on you, Barry. 119 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,479 For God's sake! OK, I put money on the fight. 120 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,119 What do you mean, you put money? 121 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,079 Somebody's running a book on it. I had a little flutter. 122 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,480 How much money? 123 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,879 50 euros. Jesus Christ! 124 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,239 On Jock? Of course not on Jock. 125 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,959 Nobody's betting on Jock. 126 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,879 I bet on JP to win by a knockout in round three. 127 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,759 Well, everybody else is betting on him to go out in round one. 128 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,359 There's even people betting you'll die. 129 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:57,479 Oh, my God. Now, that's sick. I was totally disgusted by that. 130 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,519 Anyway, why am I the bad guy here? 131 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,360 It wasn't me that started the book. It was Jock's best friends. 132 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:14,079 Don't look at me. Well, not him. Nancy Madigan's son. 133 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,520 Gavin Madigan? 134 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,199 BOTH: Gavin Madigan! 135 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,079 Gavin Madigan. That's the one. 136 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,559 CONOR: The MacSweeney family and the Madigan family 137 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,400 haven't always seen eye to eye. 138 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,040 Mainly on account of them being fucking pricks. 139 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,279 You're not going to shake my hand, Jock? Why should I shake your hand? 140 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,239 You're the reason I got expelled from school. 141 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,599 You're the reason I got expelled from school. 142 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,040 But I've learned to forgive and forget, let bygones be bygones. 143 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,599 All right, then. Fuck the both of ye. 144 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,840 I hope JP smashes your bollocks in. 145 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,479 Looks tasty, huh? 146 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,840 I'm his trainer, so most of his success is down to me. 147 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,359 Conor... 148 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,319 How...? How does he punch that hard? 149 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,399 Boy, he's going to hammer the shit out of you. 150 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,759 What the fuck?! You're supposed to be on my side. Sorry. He's not... 151 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,519 He's not... He's not going to hammer the shit out of you. 152 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,239 No. He's definitely going to hammer the shit out of you. No doubt. 153 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,719 Who asked your opinion? Well, JP's been boxing for years. 154 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,479 He's only been boxing a few days. 155 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,159 He's been boxing weeks, not days. 156 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,359 Still... It's common sense. 157 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,360 Shove your common sense up your hole. 158 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,359 You can't be running a book when you're a trainer anyway. 159 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,359 That's illegal. Probably. 160 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,239 Do you want to call the guards? They're only over there. 161 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,519 I've got two euros on him putting you in your hole. 162 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,839 Ha-ha. 163 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,720 Easy, boy, easy. 164 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,720 You've got him all riled up now. He's angry, he's angry. 165 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,599 Come on, boy. Come on. 166 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,079 Who cares if the whole town is betting against you? 167 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,279 Who cares if JP's the best fighter in the country, all right? 168 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,119 I still believe in you. 169 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,799 But what if I don't believe in me any more? 170 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,919 All right, look at it this way. 171 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,679 Do you believe that the world is round? 172 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,559 Do I believe the world is round? 173 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,039 Yeah. Do you believe the world is round? Yeah. 174 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,599 Why? So, why do you believe that the world is round? 175 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,319 Well, because that's what everyone believes. Exactly. What? 176 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,359 Just because everybody believes something doesn't mean that it's right. 177 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:31,679 OK? For years, everybody thought that the world was flat. 178 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,799 And then they said that the world was round. 179 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,519 And now scientists are back thinking that the world is flat again. 180 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,319 Are they? Yeah. 181 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,039 I think... I think so. 182 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,519 So, what you're saying is m... maybe the way people were wrong 183 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,319 about the world being round... 184 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,519 ..maybe people are wrong about me and JP? 185 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,999 Exactly. 186 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,439 Like, at one point, Principal Walsh thought you were a loser 187 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,839 with no hope of holding down a job or finding a girlfriend. 188 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,519 Look at you now, boy! 189 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,559 You're a fishmonger who's impregnated his daughter. 190 00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,920 That's right. 191 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,319 But people have always underestimated me 192 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,279 and I've always proved them wrong. Yeah. 193 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,599 Boy, I'm bigger than JP, I'm stronger than JP. 194 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,679 It's like a gorilla fighting a badger. 195 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,679 Even if the badger's been fighting for years 196 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:14,159 and has far more experience, it's still just a little badger. 197 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,319 And the gorilla is still a gorilla. Yeah. And you're the gorilla. 198 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,200 You're fucking right I'm a gorilla! 199 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,720 Boy... Boy, that could be my fight name. 200 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,559 Jock "the Gorilla" O'Keeffe! 201 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,600 BOTH HOOT LIKE GORILLAS 202 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,839 KNOCK AT WINDOW 203 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,440 What do you want? I'm here to help you win. 204 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,120 LAUGHTER ON VIDEO 205 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:48,039 It's not what it looks like. Is that right? 206 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,479 Because what it looks like to me 207 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,679 is that you are running around naked with a bunch of children. 208 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:57,079 I've busted my hole trying to fix the reputation of this station, 209 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,559 and you've destroyed it with one flash of your bald mickey. 210 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,159 God only knows why it's bald. 211 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,839 It's just when I cycle, my pubes get... 212 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,400 I don't want to know! 213 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,919 Why were you naked? 214 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,719 I was having a shower, OK, 215 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,959 and I heard Mairead call me from outside about a disturbance. 216 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,439 Are you telling me you broke all police protocol 217 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,639 because your girlfriend needed help with something? 218 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,999 What next, huh? Use a patrol car to bring her an Indian takeaway? 219 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,559 She prefers Chinese food... Shut up! 220 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,519 I'm telling you now, boy, 221 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,759 the next time I catch you using your badge 222 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,799 to help your girlfriend out of a jam, 223 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,200 I'll take you off bike patrol... 224 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,440 ..permanently. 225 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,679 CONOR: The way I see it, if you're going to train for a sport 226 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,039 which involves hitting someone a lot of times in the head, 227 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,879 the best person to practise on 228 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,839 is someone whose head is pretty much designed for hitting. 229 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:49,199 Your mam could throw a better punch than that, the stupid whore she is! 230 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,159 Whoa, Billy! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 231 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,879 What the fuck? I can't believe what I'm hearing, boy. 232 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,319 Did you just call our mam a whore? 233 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,479 I didn't really call your mam a whore. 234 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,599 You know me, I wouldn't say a bad word about Mairead. 235 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,359 That's just trash talking. 236 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,359 What do you mean, trash talking? 237 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,079 It's what they do in boxing. 238 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,959 You know, you say a load of shit about the other fella, 239 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,199 try to get into his head, you know, or under his skin, 240 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,639 and then, bam! 241 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,999 You know? 242 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,919 So, you try a bit of trash talking. 243 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,240 Come on! All right! 244 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,759 Your mam's a whore. 245 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,039 You're going to have to do better than that! 246 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,759 Tell him you saw his mama with all kinds of lads. 247 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,999 Yeah. Yeah, I saw your mama with all kinds of lads. 248 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,639 She was wanking them off and sucking their balls and everything. 249 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,999 That doesn't really bother me - 250 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,999 you know, what my mam does in her spare time, that's her own business. 251 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,079 All right. 252 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,999 Your mam never loved you when you were younger. 253 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,800 That's why she never looked after you properly when you were little. 254 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,640 Take that back what you said about my mam, you heartless bastard. 255 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,799 Agh! I'm sorry, Billy! 256 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,159 I was just trashing... 257 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,519 I'm sorry, Billy! Billy, Billy! 258 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,159 What are you doing?! I was just trash talking, like you told me to! 259 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,640 Get off him, Billy! 260 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,200 The fuck?! 261 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,519 Fighting is not the way to fix your problems. 262 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,839 You have been around violence all your life, Jock. 263 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,679 When have you ever seen it solve anything? 264 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,999 We have to get back at JP. And I need him to get back at JP 265 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,319 so I can get back at Gavin Madigan. 266 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,519 And I need him to get back at JP so I can get back at Bobby Gilligan. 267 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,759 Who? 268 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,079 Who's Bobby...? 269 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,559 Why the fuck do you think I'm here? 270 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:34,359 He's this nutjob who's supporting JP, and I hate him. 271 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,719 Ugh. This is all getting out of hand. 272 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,199 I'm going to the Gardai. 273 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:42,479 If JP is under arrest for vandalism, then you won't be able to fight him. 274 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,559 No! I have to fight him. 275 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,879 What about my pride? 276 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,559 I don't give a fuck about your pride, Jock. 277 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,839 I just don't want you to get the shit kicked out of you. 278 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,999 When it comes to our principles, Mam is like a rock. 279 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,919 Nothing in any person says or does would ever change her mind - 280 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,599 unless, of course, that person is... 281 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,959 Nancy Madigan. 282 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,279 Mairead MacSweeney, the psychopath who punched me in the head. 283 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,879 How lovely to see you. 284 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,679 You're not teaching any more? 285 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,439 Oh, yeah, that's right. 286 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,400 You got fired for trying to get my son expelled from school. 287 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,880 I'm just here to see Tony, actually. 288 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,599 It's about the can trailing, Tony. 289 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,399 Can you arrest those two kids? 290 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,679 Sorry, Mairead. 291 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,479 I've been warned by the superintendent not to get involved. 292 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,000 Nancy will help you out. 293 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,119 By the way, JP's going to hammer the shit out of Jock. 294 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,599 Anyway... 295 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:38,760 Mairead MacSweeney, petty crime. 296 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,079 You say there's a lot of vandalism in your area? 297 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,959 Sure, you know how these things go, like. 298 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,920 Sometimes these little complaints, they get brushed aside, don't they? 299 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,319 Nice stab vest. 300 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,880 Afraid you're going to be stabbed? 301 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,000 Mairead. 302 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,679 You're either on my side, or you're not. 303 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,839 There's no in between. 304 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,839 Just make up your fucking mind. 305 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,560 Sergeant Healy? 306 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,320 Remember our little chat? 307 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,239 You have to beat the shit out of JP 308 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,039 so I can shove it up Nancy Madigan's hole. 309 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,959 I know. 310 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,399 Forget Rocky - watch Muhammad Ali. 311 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:33,999 Never has a slave got up and said, "I am the greatest! I'm beautiful!" 312 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,199 I'm the greatest in the world! 313 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,439 See me, boy? 314 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,039 I'm the greatest in the world! Yeah. 315 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,279 Do that, but make it rhyme, like he does. 316 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,839 Right. Er... I'm the best boxer in Cork, 317 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,839 I'mma eat you up with a knife and fork. 318 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,559 OK. Right, I've got one. 319 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,679 I go by the name of Jock O'Keeffe, 320 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,440 I'll twirl you around like an autumn leaf. 321 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,559 Twirl you round like an autumn leaf? 322 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,719 Yeah. 323 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,399 That sounds like I'm dancing with him. 324 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,119 No, but you're going to make him twirl, 325 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,079 cos every time you hit him, he's going to twirl. 326 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,200 He'll be like... 327 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,599 Oh, right, OK. 328 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,959 "Argh!" 329 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,599 I see! Dancing is not going to help you. 330 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,159 Er, we're not dancing. 331 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,879 I'm helping him come up with new rhymes. 332 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,599 Rhyming's not going to help you, either. 333 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,079 Well, it worked for Muhammad Ali. 334 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,799 Do you watch the rope-a-dope? 335 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,719 I thought you said rhyming won't help? 336 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,959 Oh, for God's sake - just watch this. 337 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,079 BOXING ON VIDEO 338 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,919 He stays on the ropes and lets Foreman exhaust himself... 339 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,600 ..and... bang! 340 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,640 Back to grill inventing for you, George Foreman! 341 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,639 Come on, boy! You've got it! 342 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,679 Stop coughing! 343 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,199 We don't want to hear that coughing! 344 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,079 Go on! Get up there! This hill is fucking tiny! 345 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,120 This hill is tiny! It's not tiny! 346 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,199 First time, come on. 347 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,759 Come on! 348 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,239 Free your mind. 349 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,679 Why are they so much better? 350 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,160 They're not better, you're just not quite there yet. Come on. 351 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,839 Abstain from sex? Yeah. 352 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,039 Does that mean no riding? 353 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,960 Well, not until the fight's over. 354 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,159 Fine - but you've got to break it to Siobhan. 355 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,959 Aye. 356 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,039 I'll do it with you. 357 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,319 What, you want to ride me? 358 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,439 No - like, I'll abstain with you. 359 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,240 I don't understand. 360 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,119 It's for conserving energy. 361 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,159 Sure, you never use any energy when we're riding. 362 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,279 Siobhan! It's true, like. 363 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,119 I mean, I'm the one who does all the hard work. 364 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,839 Hey, do you want me to win this fight or not? 365 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,519 "Do you want me to win this fight or not?" 366 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,799 Why are you abstaining, too? 367 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,639 Er, it's moral support, like. 368 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,039 It's important. 369 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:48,119 Fine - but the minute this is all over, we're back to regular riding. 370 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,599 Twice as much, to make up for lost time. 371 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,759 All right. 372 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,800 All right. 373 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,679 Agh! 374 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,920 Gah! 375 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,600 Your feet, your feet... Always keep them moving. 376 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,360 Argh! Shit, shit! Fuck! 377 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,560 Agh! It's cos you're so much taller, your balls is the perfect target. 378 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,919 I feel good. You look good. 379 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,319 I am good. You're the best. 380 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,599 I am the best! 381 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,679 See this? I'm the greatest in the world! 382 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,799 What are you? I'm the greatest in the world! 383 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,679 What are you? I'm the greatest in Cork! 384 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,439 You might be good, but you're not Jock O'Keeffe! 385 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,119 You're not Jock O'Keeffe! 386 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,559 I'm the greatest in the world! 387 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,559 Yes! Argh! 388 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,199 ARGH! 389 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,799 I'm the greatest in the world! 390 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,359 The greatest in the world. The greatest in the world. 391 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,480 The greatest in the world. You'd better believe it. 392 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,839 I think I just figured out 393 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,079 where the expression "I'm shitting myself" came from. 394 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,879 PFFRRT 395 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,920 TOILET FLUSHES 396 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,079 Well, you should definitely do this for a living. 397 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,199 It says here some boxers make up to 40 million just for one fight. 398 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,799 So, even if you do end up in a coma, 399 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,839 you can just get the best medical care in the world for that! 400 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,160 40 million! 401 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,480 All right, lads. 402 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,319 It's not too late to call it off, you know. 403 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,799 No fucking way. I'm going to kill you. 404 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,359 Oh, you're going to kill me, are you? 405 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,799 Yeah, fucking right I am. 406 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,519 Ha. I'm going to kill you. 407 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,399 Yeah, he's going to kill you. 408 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,519 And then I'm going to go around to your mam's house 409 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,239 and I'm going to kill your mam. 410 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,999 Yeah. He's going to kill your mam. 411 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,919 And then I'm going to find your baby and I'm going to eat your baby. 412 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,559 Yeah. He's going to eat your baby, like... an afternoon snack. 413 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,279 Like a cheese sangwidge. 414 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,319 I'm going to eat YOUR baby. 415 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,719 Yeah, he's going to eat your baby. 416 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,359 I don't have a baby. 417 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,719 He doesn't have a baby. 418 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,199 Then I'll eat your dog. Yeah, he's going to eat your dog. 419 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,359 I don't have a dog. 420 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,559 He doesn't have a dog. 421 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,999 Then I'm going to eat your... 422 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,280 ..your dick! Yeah, he's going to eat your... your dick! 423 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,040 My dick? 424 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,199 His dick? Yeah. 425 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,679 Yeah, I'm going to eat your dick! 426 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,519 Then I'm going to go around your house and eat your dad's dick, 427 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,720 then I'm going to eat your brother's dick! 428 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,479 So you're just going to go round to his house 429 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,359 and eat all of his family's dicks? 430 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,400 Yeah. Jock's the best dick-eater in all of Ireland. 431 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,960 Lads, you're weirdos. Come on, JP. 432 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,000 I'll see you later. 433 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,360 Nice haircut. 434 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,399 Pair of pricks. 435 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,479 Oh, boy, I don't think I can do this. 436 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,279 Wait, just fucking... 437 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,760 Of course you can! You're The Gorilla! 438 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,439 Yeah, The Gorilla. 439 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,919 The Gorilla. 440 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,840 THEY SCREECH LIKE MONKEYS 441 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,199 All right, all right! 442 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,320 Did you get me a good song to walk out to? Yeah, boy, I did. 443 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,840 MUSIC: X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX 444 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,519 You ready to go? Ready to go? 445 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,719 Hey! 446 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,039 I'm just going to the toilet again, OK? 447 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,279 Aye. Get it all out. 448 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,440 Jesus, it's busy enough here. 449 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,839 Good luck, Mairead. 450 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,039 Good luck to you, too, Nancy. 451 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,079 Wagon. 452 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,479 What are you looking at? 453 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,999 You're the one looking at me. 454 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,799 Are you looking forward to being a single mother after tonight? 455 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,599 Technically, I'm already a single mother 456 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,519 cos me and Jock aren't married, so fuck you! 457 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,559 Siobhan. 458 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,000 Sorry, Mum. 459 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,320 She gets on my tits, that Nancy Madigan. 460 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,399 I hope Jock tears JP's bollocks off and shoves it down his throat. 461 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,679 Jesus, Mairead. 462 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,159 It's all a bit petty, isn't it? 463 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,839 It's just a couple of lads fighting, 464 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,079 and everybody's taking sides like it's a civil war. 465 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,840 You should know better, Mairead. You're setting a bad example. 466 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,359 Barry Walsh! 467 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,999 Oh! Derek! How are you? 468 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,679 I never would've taken you for a boxing fan. 469 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,439 Oh, wonderful sport. 470 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:25,479 That's Derek Doherty, principal of St Abrams school. 471 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,639 Barry hates him. 472 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,319 I'm actually here to see JP McCarthy. 473 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,879 He's one of ours. 474 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,199 A credit to the school. 475 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,799 We're all very proud of him. 476 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,199 Is Jock O'Keefe one of yours? 477 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,079 No. Well, he used to be, until I expelled him. 478 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,959 What are you here for, so? 479 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,360 He's the father of my daughter's child. 480 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,439 This is my wife, Orla. 481 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,159 This is my wife, Orla. 482 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,359 Pleased to meet you. 483 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,559 Likewise. 484 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,199 And this is my daughter. 485 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,639 I suppose her name is Linda. 486 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,680 No. 487 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,359 That's Bobby Gilligan, the bastard. 488 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,959 He used to be my prodigy. I taught him everything he knows. 489 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,599 Now he thinks he's better than me. 490 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,159 And you're going to get fucked up, too, Bobby! 491 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,639 Yeah? Yeah! 492 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,559 Ah, sit down, Billy. Yeah. Listen to your girlfriend, Billy. 493 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,279 She's not my girlfriend. 494 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,319 She could do way better than me! 495 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,359 COMPERE: Ladies and gentlemen, feens and beours, 496 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:25,199 please welcome under-18 Ireland champion JP "Killer" McCarthy! 497 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,319 CROWD CHEERS 498 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,240 MUSIC: X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX 499 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,319 Whoo! Mwah! 500 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,479 Whoo! 501 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,519 Come on, JP! 502 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,080 Wanker! 503 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,559 Boy, I can't walk out to the same song, 504 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,640 get him to change it, get him to change it! Aye, aye. 505 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,319 Whoo! 506 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,519 Here, change the song! 507 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,880 Change the song. 508 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:04,279 Whoo! And now, please welcome his challenger, 509 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:09,039 Jock "The Gorilla" O'Keeffe! 510 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,399 CHEERING AND BOOING 511 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,400 IRISH FOLK MUSIC 512 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,280 LAUGHTER AND JEERS 513 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,959 Go on! Go on, kid! 514 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,240 Turn off the music. 515 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,839 All right... 516 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,239 Give him a fucking...! 517 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,680 - WHISTLING - Hey, Jock! 518 00:23:31,683 --> 00:23:33,080 Go on, Jock! Whoo! 519 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,759 Come on, Jock! 520 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,440 Go on, Jock! 521 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,600 Whoo! 522 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,959 This is it, boy. This is it. Go on, Jock! 523 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,719 Just remember what we learned, all right? 524 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,239 Light on the feet, light on the feet. 525 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,439 Look at him, he's fucking scared. He's scared. 526 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,280 - Seconds out. Round one. - BELL DINGS 527 00:23:52,283 --> 00:23:55,120 MUSIC: Habanera by Georges Bizet 528 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,520 Go on, Jock! Go on, Jock! Come on, Jock! 529 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,439 Stop swinging your fucking arms, stop it! Go on! 530 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,680 Tuck it in! 531 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,279 Fuck, he's trying too hard. 532 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,679 Come on, JP! 533 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,920 I can't fucking get him! 534 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,999 He keeps moving! 535 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,959 You move, too, then! I am! 536 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,039 Chin up, Jock! 537 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,240 Face him, face him! 538 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,239 Go on, Jock! Go on! 539 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,479 Agh! Shit! 540 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,799 Fuck. 541 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,679 You're just winded, come on! 542 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,839 Whoo! 543 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,519 Get up! Come on, Jock! Get up! Come on, Jock! 544 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,039 Fuck that bastard up! Gouge his eyeballs out! 545 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,639 Punch his dick off his fucking body! 546 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,159 Come on! 547 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,839 That's my other daughter. 548 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,240 BELL DINGS 549 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,920 Come on! 550 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,199 Whoo! He's totally messing with Jock's head. 551 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,319 We're going to have to do something to support him. 552 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,159 Yeah, I'm going to have to do something 553 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,880 about all this pent up aggression. 554 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,839 Don't let the crowd get to you. 555 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,559 What would Muhammad Ali do? 556 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,519 I'm not fucking Muhammad Ali! 557 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,559 I'm not even George Foreman. 558 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,759 No, fuck this - I'm giving up. 559 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,519 You can't give up now. 560 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,319 Remember your strategy. 561 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,439 And stop waving your fucking arms around! 562 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,839 Rope-a-dope. Tire him out. 563 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,159 Give me that fucking thing. 564 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,639 All right, lads, let's have a big cheer 565 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,839 for Jock "The Gorilla" O'Keeffe! 566 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,039 Come on, Jock! 567 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,080 CHEERING AND BOOING 568 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,439 Trash talk. Trash... Remember trash talking? 569 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,039 Trash talk... His weakest muscle is his brain. Yeah. 570 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,839 Seconds out. Round two. 571 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,880 BELL DINGS 572 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,319 Come on, now, Jock! 573 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,999 Your mam's a whore! 574 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,280 What? I said your mam's a whore! 575 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,399 I don't think this trash talk's working. 576 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,999 He wouldn't be the first ex-pupil of yours to fall flat on his face. 577 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,159 CONOR: Barry Walsh may not be the most supportive 578 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,079 when it comes to the father of his grandchild, 579 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,559 but when it comes to things he actually gives a shit about, 580 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,519 like his school, well, that's a different story. 581 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,199 Come on, Jock! 582 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,479 You can do it, lad. Get up! 583 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,559 Come on, Jock! Come on! 584 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,479 Get back in. Get back in. ..three... four... 585 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,919 That's it, that's it. 586 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,079 Get up, Jock! 587 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,200 Get up, son! You can do it! 588 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,559 Come on! 589 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,279 Shut up, you, you speccy old bastard! 590 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,999 I'm surprised you can even see the fight. 591 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,199 You're lucky you're not a pupil of mine, young lady. 592 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,199 And you're lucky I don't smash your glasses, you four-eyed fucker. 593 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,359 Sit down, Barry. 594 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,519 You're making a spectacle of yourself! 595 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:43,600 Shut your hole, you pathetic gowl! 596 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,599 Jock The Gorilla! Jock The Gorilla! 597 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,160 ALL CHANT: Jock The Gorilla! Jock The Gorilla! Jock The Gorilla! 598 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,719 Jock The Gorilla! Jock The Gorilla! Did I miss much? 599 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,119 Jock The Gorilla! Jock The Gorilla! Fuck my superintendent. 600 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,919 Jock The Gorilla! Jock The Gorilla! 601 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,719 Jock The Gorilla! 602 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,919 Jock The Gorilla! Jock The Gorilla! 603 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,519 Oh, Jesus! 604 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,079 Give it to him! 605 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,839 That's it, that's it! 606 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,840 Oh, shit. No! 607 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,919 ALL: Ooh! 608 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,080 Yes, go on! Whoo! 609 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:25,279 REFEREE: One... two... 610 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,159 ..three... four... 611 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,599 ..five... six... Come on, Jock! Get up! 612 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,679 ..seven... Do it for Star! 613 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,359 ..eight... Come on, you can do it! 614 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,079 Please! ..nine... 615 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,800 Come on, Jock. He's fine, he's fine! He's fine. 616 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,720 MUSIC: X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX 617 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,999 YEAH! 618 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,120 Sorry, Derek. I didn't mean that. 619 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,239 I'm going to kill you! 620 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,759 Oh, it's all kicking off here! 621 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,559 You, you fucking...! 622 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,640 Fucking brilliant! 623 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,599 CONOR: You can say what you want about boxing, 624 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,440 but it really goes help to bring the community together. 625 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,559 It was below the belt! 626 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,880 It was a fucking low blow. 627 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,800 JP! Help! 628 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,839 JP! 629 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,360 Box! JP! 630 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,639 One... two... 631 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,919 ..three... four... 632 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,799 ..five... six... 633 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,239 ..seven... eight... 634 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,640 ..nine... ten. 635 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:52,039 BELL DINGS 636 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,160 ALL CHEER 637 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,199 You did it! 638 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,479 You did it, Jock! 639 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,159 I love you, Star! 640 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,360 I fucking love you! 641 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,639 The winner of that contest by way of knockout, 642 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,320 in the red corner, Jock "The Gorilla" O'Keeffe. 643 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,800 Your dad's not a coward, Star! 644 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,439 Well, didn't you do well? 645 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,319 I never saw that side of you before. 646 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,479 Well, nobody speaks to my Barry like that and gets away with it. 647 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,279 Ooh, go, Orla! 648 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,960 We should get into fights more often! 649 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,479 Control yourself, Barry. 650 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,959 CONOR: Some people say winning is its own reward... 651 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,439 THEY CHEER 652 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,879 Good man, Jock. Well done! 653 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,519 ..but that's not always true... 654 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,680 Huh? 655 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,959 Where did you get that?! 656 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,919 I bet a fiver that you'd win by knockout! 657 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,439 Are you serious? 658 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,199 And you fucking did! 659 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,399 ..and the way I see it, 660 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,559 sometimes it's OK to play dirty, 661 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,440 if you've been punched in the knob. 662 00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:17,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0